I just read in Gizmodo the article of the [tag]Jura-Capresso[/tag] [tag]coffee[/tag] cup warmer, a $1000 machine that mantains warm up to 16 coffee cups and 24 espresso cups.

1000 bucks. I mean… if you don’t have the money, for sure that you won’t ask for loans to buy it… and if you do have the money… why to spend 10 bills of 100 bucks in a coffee warmer?

Good question. Here I post for you some reasons why you should buy this machine:

  1. Jura-Capresso's useful crapIt’s expensive, and if the money rains in your house, you can afford it.
  2. It’s expensive, and if you don’t have the money, you can always sell your kidneys, so… you can afford it.
  3. Just for fun.
  4. You can put your neighbour’s cat in it, and wait ’til it is ready to eat.
  5. You can use it to store your gallery of traffic tickets.
  6. Putting your broken iPod in it can be as frustrating as sick.
  7. Buying it for your grandma, so her poker friends always have their cups warm at her parties.
  8. You can buy it and then, dump it from a third floor… just to see what happens.
  9. You are rich, bored, and enjoy buying stupid things.
  10. Afterwards, you can sell it in eBay for 2000 bucks, and I am sure you will sell it.
  11. Did I say it’s expensive?

So, are you convinced…? Hello?

Oh, they ran away again.

[Source: Gizmodo]